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Did Bob Dylan's dog discover the Holy Grail?

I uncovered this cache of heavily classified FBI photographs dating back to the winter of 1961. They detail a highly anomalous, unacknowledged domestic tracking operation that suggests an impossible historical intersection: a cross-country flight involving a young, pre-fame Bob Dylan, a civilian driver named Mark, a remarkably intelligent Jack Russell Terrier named Mrs. Henry, and what appears to be a verified recovery of the Holy Grail itself. The official records have been completely scrubbed from federal servers, leaving these leaked print assets as the sole remaining proof of an event that fundamentally altered the fabric of modern music history.

Did Bob Dylan's dog discover the Holy Grail? — classified FBI dossier cover, Project Mrs. Henry, January 1961